WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
my friend took a photo while we were on a ride
i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter
This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.
so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh
- parents: "schools easy"
- me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
- parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"
YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THAT BIG FAT BUTT
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it
I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase
2chainz always dancin like hes caught in a spider web
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART