Human being to the mob
What’s a mob to a king?
What’s a king to a god?
What’s a god to a non-believer?
Who don’t believe in anything?
(Source: viviling)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
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today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate
this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg
i ship it
We are dating
That awkward moment when you moonwalk into MJ
Guysss. This is Carlton from the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
there is no reason for one person to have a billion dollars
unless that one person is me
do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
oh
my legs feel so smooth wo- oh my god i missed an entire spot: a memoir
isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?